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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #141 on: July 09, 2013, 04:04:15 pm »
Kako izgleda sednica Vlade Srbije:

"VUCIC: Otvaram hitnu sednicu Vlade Republike Srbije!
DACIC: Cekaj bre Aco! Ja valjda otvaram...
VUCIC: Ajde otvori...
DACIC: Otvaram.
VUCIC: Prva tacka..
DACIC: Ja citam tacke!
VUCIC: Nemoj da mi se kurcis! Zna se valjda ko kosi a ko pantalone nosi!
RASIM: ...vodu nosi...
VUCIC: Sta vodu nosi?
RASIM: Kaze se valjda... a ko vodu nosi...
VUCIC: Sta? Ko nosi pantalone nosi vodu?
RASIM: Ne, nego ko kosi...
VUCIC: Pa da... nosi pantalone...
MRKONJIC: Ljudi, ne serite vise! Ocete da da umrem ovde? Jesam li smenjen?
VUCIC: Cekaj Mrko.. polako... ima valjda neki red ovde?
MRKONJIC: Dobro, izvinjavam se...
DACIC: Dakle, otvaram sednicu sa sledecim tackama dnevnog reda...
MRKONJIC: Ja molim da se skrati! Jesam li zglajzao ili ne?
DACIC: Aman, Mrko, cuti!
MRKONJIC: Kako da cutim? Jebu me od jutros i novine i svi zivi...
DACIC: Polako. Sve ima svoje vreme. Dakle, prva tacka je... koja je prva tacka?
VUCIC: Pa, ja ti kazem da zacepis kad ja drzim sednicu!
DACIC: Zacepio...
VUCIC: Dakle, da skratim...
MRKONJIC: Smenjen sam?
VUCIC: Cekaj! U pitanju je rekonstrukcija Vlade...
MRKONJIC: Znaci, Mrko, ko te jebe... idi u ambasadore i crkni...
VUCIC: Kakve ambasadore?
MRKONJIC: Pa... ambasadore... ako sam zglajzao znaci idem u ambasadore...
VUCIC: Ma, ides ti u picku materinu, znas?
MRKONJIC: Znaci, zglajzao sam...
DACIC: Ljudi, molim vas da se ponasamo kao ozbiljna Vlada...
VUCIC: Pa kad sere... dakle, u svetlu novih dogadjaja, jasno je da je potrebna rekonstrukcija Vlade... ja sam to, uostalom, vec najavio medijima...
DACIC: Ja bih samo da pitam... sta je Mrka zasrao? Mislim, a da nisu zasrali i drugi...
DINKIC: Kako to mislis sta je zasrao? Sve je zasrao...
MRKONJIC: Ti, Dinkicu, ne seri! Ti ces da mi pricas! Da se ja pitam ti bi prvi leteo...
KRKOBABIC: Rekonstrukcija je dobra stvar... nema tu niceg loseg.... to je stvar proste matematike...
OBRADOVIC: Aha, znaci ja sam u pitanju! Znao sam... mislim da je ovo otvoreni napad na SPS...
VUCIC: Nisam spominjao nikog, aman!
OBRADOVIC: Zasto Krka onda spominje matematiku?
DACIC: Krko, stvarno sto seres?
KRKOBABIC: Ma samo sam...
VUCIC: Tisina!
DACIC: Ja isto mislim da je ovo napad na nas... zasto niko ne spominje Velju, recimo?
VELJA: Sta Velju? Sto mene? Mars u picku materinu! Zna se ko ovde petlja sa pevaljkama!
MRKONJIC: Zna se... Krka zaposljava pevaljke...
VUCIC: To me ne zanima... pevaljke, glumci to je druga oblast...
OBRADOVIC: Da... to spada u kulturu...
DINKIC: Onda nek leti Braca!
PETKOVIC: Molim? Sta ja imam sa kulturom... ja molim da se, pre svega, definise sta je kultura! A ne ovako, pausalno...
VUCIC: Sto da se definise?
PETKOVIC: Pa da bih znao o cemu se radi... ovako tapkam u mraku... ova situacija je veliki test za sve nas...
OBRADOVIC: Znaci, ja sam u pitanju... zbog testova...
VUCIC: Obradovicu, suti i ne seri... nisam nikog spomenuo...
VELJA: Ti si, Vucicu, koliko sam ja procitao, najavio HAPSENJE nekog iz Vlade...
VUCIC: Ljudi, hajde da ne seremo! To sam rekao onako... da bi rekonstrukcija zvucala bombasticnije...
MRKONJIC: Dobro, evo, smireno pitam... da li sam ja u pitanju?
OBRADOVIC: Kom pitanju? Na testovima? Jesam li u stvari ja u pitanju?
DACIC: Ako je Obradovic - recite! Da znamo da smo napadnuti... zasto samo moji ljudi moraju da se tresu?
VELJA: Nije istina! Evo, Krka nije tvoj, a trese se...
VUCIC: Krka se trese od starosti, konju!
DACIC: Ako pipnete moje ljude - mi odosmo!
VUCIC: Ivice, majke ti, 'ajde sad ti ne seri...
KRKOBABIC: Ja isto idem...
VELJA: Ja isto...
DINKIC: Nemoj da me je neko pogledao slucajno! Inace, mi odosmo...
VUCIC: Cekajte, ljudi, treba da analiziramo rad svakog ko...
SVI: Boli nas djoka! Mi smo nama super!
VUCIC: Ali, ja sam najavio REKONSTRUKCIJU VLADE!
MRKONJIC: Pa, super. Zovi medije i reci da treba da se rekonstruise zgrada Vlade... krecenje, drvenarija, taj fazon... evo, mogu ja da vodim radove... i Velja...
VUCIC: Ma, nosite se u kurac! Sednica je zavrsena...
DACIC: Cekaj, ja zavrsavam...
VUCIC: Zavrsi...
DACIC: Zavrsavam sednicu Vlade sa zakljuckom da treba rekonstruisati zgradu". :))))))
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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #146 on: July 18, 2013, 10:45:57 am »

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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #147 on: July 23, 2013, 08:33:59 pm »



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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #149 on: July 29, 2013, 03:19:09 pm »
Ovo je sa Twittera, valjda pripada ovde:

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Trudna Brankica Stanković. Izgleda da je u njoj... INSAJDER (stavljam naočare)... YEEEEAAAHHH!!!
 

na foru čuvenih "stripova" sa Horejšio Kejnom...
Grakću gavrani -
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"We make living based on what we get, and we make a life based on what we give" - Winston Churchill

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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #150 on: July 30, 2013, 04:11:53 pm »
Žarko i Grigorije  :D


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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #151 on: July 31, 2013, 06:52:48 pm »
Somborac danas na nivou:


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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #153 on: August 13, 2013, 03:40:46 pm »
  Šta poznati pričaju na Tviteru #14                 http://www.njuz.net/sta-poznati-pricaju-na-tviteru-14/

Korać  :rofl:

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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #154 on: August 13, 2013, 07:10:01 pm »
Nišlija pobedio.
Do kada ćemo morati da peremo ruke, zna li se šta?
Amerika, za razliku od Srbije, nema dovojan broj testova na korona virus.

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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #156 on: August 20, 2013, 09:39:36 pm »
http://www.smedia.rs/zabava/zanimljivosti/vest/100664/njuz-Seik-hteo-da-rezervise-sobu-greskom-kupio-hotel-na-Kopaoniku.html


ladno preneli kao vest  :svi:

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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #159 on: September 05, 2013, 12:26:49 am »

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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #160 on: September 05, 2013, 12:36:29 am »
http://ispovesti.com/ispovest/192938

Ej pa ovo je slicno kao ja samo sto ja cepam jafu u zadnje vreme i nerviram se sto mi je Nidzge ispred nosa uzo Vincenta Jacksona veceras  :smile3:

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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #161 on: September 07, 2013, 03:32:38 pm »

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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #162 on: September 09, 2013, 12:22:24 pm »
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ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2013 EUROPE


From JOHN CLEESE

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.


The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.


The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.


Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."


The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."


Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..


The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.


Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.


Regards,
John Cleese ,
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And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.

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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #168 on: September 18, 2013, 03:42:35 pm »
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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #170 on: September 23, 2013, 01:44:10 pm »


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Re: Blic Strip, Drzavni Posao, Njuz i sl.
« Reply #174 on: October 02, 2013, 08:40:59 pm »
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